Have you seen my vacuum?

One of the things that I find unfortunate about Corporate America is that it is frowned upon to write on the wall in the bathroom stalls.  Often times when I am sitting on the can, staring at the floor, I reminisce about college and the funny little things that would take up the time.  I can still remember some of these lines.  "Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen" was a good one.  There was also someone who identified themselves as "The Bathroom Poet" who wrote some very catchy poems.  At one point during my freshman year, there was a dorm controversy in which someone stole the vacuum cleaner from our janitor, Juan.  Someone drew a very accurate caricature of Juan on the wall with a blurb, "Have you seen my vacuum?".  It's unfortunate that this type of behavior needs to end in college.

Last night was our first softball game of the year.  We won, although I have no idea what the final score was.  I don't take the games very seriously until the playoffs.  Even then, I don't take them that seriously, I just start paying attention more to things like how many outs there.