Tuesday night I got home from work and made a few phone calls. First I talked to my grandmother. I call her about once a week, sometimes twice if she's lucky. She didn't have any thing new to tell me and I didn't have anything new to tell her. Tuesday was the day that they caught the Craigslist Killer. Because the guy is from Boston, it automatically became a topic for discussion. My grandmother asked me if I was worried. "About what?", I asked. It's unbelievable. She told me that when the police caught him he was on his way to Connecticut.
Then I talked to my mom. The exact same conversation. "Isn't that scary?" my mom asked. "No mom, it's not". And do you know why it's not scary? BECAUSE I AM NOT GIVING EROTIC MASSAGES IN HOTEL ROOMS. I hope this guy goes away for a long long time for making me have this ridiculous conversation twice in one night.

if you're not giving erotic massages in hotel rooms, why did I see you leaving the park plaza at midnight?
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